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c-aramelize:

bur-gund-y:

c-aramelize:

living-afairytale:

c-aramelize:

so oxygen went on a date with potassium today…it went ok.

i thought oxygen was dating magnesium…omg

actually oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like “NO”

I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins

looks like someone’s a HO

(Source: mosambi, via dishonest)

worship-the-emenator-because-she:

sluttytobias:

sluttytobias:

what did earth say to the other planets?

wow. you guys have no life.

oh my god

(Source: samwinhester, via yirico)

doctordonna10:

agentbartowski:

laughing-fit:

wastetheday:

“ICEBERG , ICEBERG!”

i’m so done

lettuce have a moment of silence in remembrance of the titanic

omg get out of here just leaf

(via dishonest)

you-only-liberate-once:

do you think N gets excited whenever he looks at equations that solve for variable n like does he just go “That’s me…!!!”

(via incendiai)

bunnyshadeow:

I see all the heartwarming Nanako x protag fanarts out there so I thought I should draw one too

is this touching enough right

• 01: Stapler woke up, completely sated but deeply regretting his actions last night as he saw the bite marks he left on Paper's body.
• 02: Sharpener screamed, "Oh god, just drill into me!" as Pencil drove into him. Pencil could feel himself coming undone.
• 03: "How come I can't have a go at Sharpener?" Ballpen whined. "I think he likes the type who lead," Pencil said w/ a knowing smile.
• 04: "W-who are you?" Paper asked in awe at the stranger who stopped Stapler's attacks. Stapler Remover silently bowed and fled into the night.
• 05: "Come and paint me with your stuffffff," Paper whined and Printer spilled ink all over him, tracing patterns on his surface.
• 06: "I don't know why those little vixens love him so much," Corkboard sulks as the neon-clad Post-its giggle and stick themselves to Whiteboard.
• 07: Paper struggled against being held down, but it was futile. "Stay still!" Paper Weight said as he grinned. "Or I'll punish you, whore."
• 08: "Why won't you stay?" Paper clip gave Magnet a sad smile. "Sorry, I have to hold him together," he said, looking at Paper sniffing alone.
• 09: "Are you sure?" Flash Drive asked, eyeing and touching Laptop's port hesitantly. "Are you sure you can take in three of us?" "I don't care how many of you are there, just...do something!" Laptop cried.
• 10: "Will you let me remove Pencil from your being?" Eraser whispered as he sensually rubbed against Paper.
• 11: Paper shuddered, overloaded, but he couldn't move until Printer releases his grip. He wills himself still, body soaked in Printer's ink.
• 12: Carbon couldn't breathe, sandwiched between Paper and his twin, but he can't deny the touches all over him felt wonderful. He wriggled a bit when he saw Pen moving towards them. "Oh, you can't escape now," Paper muttered. "Getting inked is the best part, you know."
• 13: "Stop touching him, Marker!!" Corkboard yelled, struggling against the push pins holding him down. Marker merely grinned and continued running his fingers all over Whiteboard's skin, smile widening when Whiteboard whimpered a bit.
• 14: "Open wide," Puncher coaxed as he bore through Paper, then moving away with a wink, letting Fastener slid into Paper and finish the job.
• 15: It'd take days before Paper is rescued from Drawer's confines. They say he has Stockholm Syndrome, but really, he just felt good about being with Drawer.

fwips:

distantavalon:

…honestly, I don’t know what to say

welcome to magi

(Source: reiryugazaki, via dishonest)

pokemonmasterkimba:

purpleneenee:

aeolus06:

the-peregrine-mendicant:

doomsong13:

fandomblogger:

i-am-funny-and-you-are-not:

0nehundred-sleepless-nights:

blainesbedroom:

diamondintherough96:

pudding-is-the-new-fondue:

just-a-cardboard-box:

a-very-not-royal-prince:

sociopathhasthephonebox:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

The real crime here are those pants with that top. 

(Source: fantasising-about-escape, via pochitoro)

heygloria:

theblackship:

lionphantom:

godcolorsintheworld:

I’ve always wondered if God gets excited when we finally find the person He created us to be with. Or if He is watching and is like, “That was them! NO. NO. TURN AROUND! YOU MISSED THEM! THAT WAS THEM!”

“UGH, WHY ARE ALL MY OTPS WALKING BY EACH OTHER WITHOUT NOTICING!”

We are in a giant reality tv show and God and the angels are the fandom. 

i’m 10000000% done with the internet

(via dishonest)